Sunday, October 26, 2008

How To Cite An Inside Cover

- What are you doing right now? - Eh? I? -

















The phenomenon of recent times (feisbuc course) lends itself to so many and such considerations would not be enough that a book of several tens of pages to support all dissecting the speech in its many aspects, good and bad times we miss (assuming that in this case can have a sense of the categories of good and bad), it goes without saying that it should be analyzed beyond good and evil in a neutral manner. Even for me because I am curious to agree with both those who argue that it is an emerita feisbuc bullshit and be with those who believe in his own way useful and entertaining.

(... I contradict myself? Yes, I contradict myself. They are spacious and contain multitudes - Walt Whitman)


not precisely address the issue from this side, that is trying to define the phenomenon in terms of ethical or moral or simply aesthetic, not so much that we'll get the proverbial spider hole even if it (... then what is the spider hole I'll have to make me explain that sooner or later ... fuck that is?) let us take a joke: I found this very funny what I write ... where do I find it? ... ah .... ah ... just about feisbuc.


"This post is dedicated to: the ones that I

between IM and Facebook I have not concluded a dick ...

those who lose a lot of time is not going to conclude anything

those who do not think the future but think of pictures to be displayed on profile

those that begin with "how are you? well well, you? you did yesterday? "

those who lose a night's sleep to write to a person who is halfway around the world and will probably never see those who can not

live without emoticons

those who can not live without the various lol, rotfl etc

those who look at pictures of friends of friends to see if those who know them

"feisbuc you got?"

those when they do something they are already planning to do to publish the photo

those who dream of making groups of 100,000 people and invite them to a party at the house of their enemy

who falls when the connection is as if the dose was over

those who think as they travel by bus to the names and surnames (which are always in mind) of someone known in life to find them on facebook

those that restart with a list of names and surnames to see if you are enrolled in the meantime

those who "do only a peek, so I remain silent" and are three hours to write on the boards who not only

facebook and messenger but also Badoo, myspace, hi5, LinkedIn ...

those that the old agenda of the paper grooming just to see if someone is on fb

those who use facebook to check the moves of / its / and boys and girls, ex, friends and who are always ready to take the affairs of others ..

those who now can not access even once, seeeeeee

those that if I publish with another tag me gate

who clears profile and recreate it the next day

those who do not ask you the number but more directly the mail

those "who the fuck is this guy?" and then add the same

those ;-)>: - E% -): - & :-)) :-( ;-) not only in parentheses and points

those who now make birthday cards to all their friends ... i have feisbuk

who fuck it costs me 500 euro so I can buy the aifon also connect the bar

those premises in the evening trying to find unknown facebook friends seen only in photos and then commented, "This is xxx facebook!"

those which are experts to become super iconify all open tabs when the boss appropinqua ... and then reopen

those who find themselves fully in these descriptions and think: "Yes, but I some more than others .."

those close colleague hates them because they always fuck and he sees no ... or maybe ... well he's got facebook, but do not add

those who chat with the colleague who is in the desk in front

those who ... "is a failure of family, even my father joined, aiutoooooo! "

those ten minutes from ... .. check who is online and then I start to study and pass the hours ... ..

those sign up for facebook just to keep in touch with the few foreign friends "and then end up chatting in the local dialect with its neighbors

those with the excuse of keeping in touch with distant friends are forever connected!

what if there were no msn facebook and the rest were already 5 degrees .....

those who chat between a file in excel and the other trying not to make too much noise with the keys to not be heard by head "



... and so on ... anyway